January 2010
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Being married to someone you respect for being somehow better than you keeps...
– D. Sarasohn
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harry potter would rather cho not stalk him.
omegleshit:
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love you.
You: GOD DAMMIT, CHO.
Stranger: Harry Potter?
You: YOU WEREN’T THAT DRUNK. OF COURSE YOU’D REMEMBER ME, YOU DUMB BITCH.
You: DON’T CONTACT ME AGAIN.
You: I HAVE KIDS NOW.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
voldemort is one of those people you don't watch...
omegleshit:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: oh, hello
Stranger: whas up? :)
You: nothing, really
You: just finished a meeting with many of my devoted followers, least mentionable would be lucius malfoy who, fuck be my witness, actually hesitated in giving me his wand to kill harry potter
You: i mean, were you not just sucking my dick last night or...
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stewf:
The Smart Grid for GE by Serial Cut Who doesn’t love isometric miniature worlds? Animated no less!
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